Or, just own your shit.

...*devil perches on your shoulder* You can have two pairs. Life is short and chacos don’t die. Have the print you love. 

YES 100000%!! Chacos 4 life! I have black and white ones and they LITERALLY go with everything...cute dresses...shorts and a tee....take em on a fishing trip...I even wear them bartending sometimes although thats not my best idea

I would think that GoT is too racy for the LDS church.

And you’d damned well lick those jackboots clean! Thank you for your service.

More Portland bus stories.

Brace yourself. Once seen, you can’t unsee this.

What are the next steps? Well, I suspect we will all murmur our outrage, do some Google sleuthing in order to sound informed, and then take to social media...for a few minutes.

Cheers for pop stars being open about their mental health! I am giving 👍🏾👍🏾to Biebs and Britney right now. It’s still hard for me to talk openly and honestly about my stints in rehab and with therapy.

I’m just waiting for the Mueller WWE heel turn where he comes out and decks Ruth Bader Ginsburg with a steel chair.

Starting a thread of all the female musicians and songwriters this dude tried to fuck with so we can give them all some spins, I’ll start:

Oh god, that’s awful! I’m sorry you went through that. <3 If this kind of thing ever happens to you again in a professional setting, I would recommend that you report the out of line employee to their supervisor. That’s bullshit!

I’m not wasting time with any trenchant analysis. She’s a dummy who married a bigger dummy with money. Her ignorance mixed with casual cruelty isn’t a bug it’s a feature.

I worked at a huge furniture company with a team of about 12 receptionists. There were a few older ladies and one had never been married and was already in her 50's so we knew she was never going to have children but she got an adorable white shitzu puppy. We decided to throw her a surprise puppy shower. Everything…

So, this guy can’t make a speech that could be political at the school buuuuuuuuuuuut the school sends kids decked out in MAGA hats to a political rally.

MAKES SENSE.

We are still too focused on these kids and this kid in particular, rather than going after the real fuckwits that run/teach at his school. A school that basically fosters and support all the elitist/racist bullshit coming from the parents.

No, I’m done, I’ve have it. This kid and his friends are being treated like fucking royalty by Republicans and right-wingers, while the Parkland School shooting survivors are still being insulted and mocked by the same people praising these kids. Fuck this shit. Dead kids? Who cares. Survivors? Who cares. Catholic…

Lordosis. The over-arching of the lumbar spine to “present” the butt. Cats do it during oestrus to signal sexual receptivity to copulation.

Take it from me, the pre-marriage woes are the easy ones. The hard times are still to come, usually 5-10 years into the marriage when one or both panics and fears being tied down forever with no way forward anymore.
There will be good times too, for sure. And most of all you’ll gain a feeling of “home” that isn’t there…