Oh and fuck Erika. The stewardess didn’t endanger lives and you weren’t terrified. Yeah, you had a bad experience, and you absolutely deserve to have AA refund you for the flight. But your life wasn’t in any kind of danger.

And don’t take it out in your mommy or Bonnie either, get therapy and leave everybody alone.

So, wait, if you make provably false allegations you should resign? Those are wise words to live by, Cadet Bone Spurs. Start with the Central Park Five, Obama’s birth certificate and those great investigators that you sent to Hawai’i, and move on down the list.

Sue, Sue, SUE, SUE, SUE these motherfuckers. I want those women to OWN that golf club.

Evening beautiful Jezzies...Craft Thread!

FYI- this just happened, more bombshell Cohen news.

He was too busy hanging out with his husband to attend.

Thoughts & prayers, dear. They’re rolling out Just Say No 2.0.

BREAKING: Trump legal team introduces new lead counsel.

“sometimes i forget that i belong to all of you now, and that any thought i have should be filtered through you, and receive ur approval.”

Feel better about yourself now, Captain Hindsight?

Right? Now Perry is not only out millions she paid in good faith, the nuns were ready to move anyway, endless litigation ensues, and now a dead nun is laid on her doorstep.

We’ve been bitching about this since at least the 1950s when cointelpro was around and trying to convince Dr King to commit suicide as well as murdering activists.

He hasn’t run out of coke yet.

When you applied for the internship on November 7, 2016 and got accepted in January 2017

Keep focusing on your own progression and education, and don’t entertain anyone who doesn’t value your knowledge. If they feel like they’re getting left behind by modern society then its probably because they are, but if they’re too afraid of the discomfort that comes with change then they need to be content with…

And once again, reality outpaces The Onion.

My name is mrsfinch, and I approve this message.

I’m over....that and same.