Ellen would have the driveway strewn with her bleached straw hair and false eyelashes in three damn moves.

Something tells me Don Jr. has been around a lot of suspicious white powder over the years.

I love Westworld. The mythology of the Old West was it was this place where you could “reinvent yourself.” The cost of that reinvention was always oppression (typically Indians and other POC). The robots on the show function as a good metaphor for the outcomes of imperialism. Looking forward to seeing the subjugated…

I’m fine with judging 45-year-old men who prey on 18-year-old girls.

Dude, I’m not overly concerned with who he’s dating but it’s a gossip column. Judgemental is kind of the point.

That August, sitting on a beach in Connecticut with her parents, she made up her mind. “ ‘Guys, I think I’m going to start a blog,’ ” she told them. “ ‘It’s going to be about women and putting them and their narrative and their story at the forefront and giving them a voice and a platform and just really encouraging…

The powerball is up to 550 million. When I win I’m putting it in my mamas name and then I’m going on a cross country tour of smacking people like this with a sock full of nickles.

I had an interesting thought yesterday and this article reminded me of it.

My father’s family background is Italian and Greek. Since the 2016 election, my family has had many conversations about how Americans with similar backgrounds to ours have short memories, including his living parents, who voted for Trump. Southern Europeans got bumped up to Caucasian status in the US once people a…

“You can’t help the poor and be poor, it makes no sense.”

The tag “SCAMMING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD” needs way more entries...

“You can’t do good and be poor at the same time,” Millender testified.

Is it just me, or does that cookie decorating tool/frosting pistol look like it would be the most impossible thing in the world to actually use to decorate cookies? It’s unwieldy as hell, and other than just shooting frosting into your mouth, there’s no way it would actually be useful.

Larry,

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Conyers III—a 27-year-old hedge fund manager who has never held public office

If you mean cheering one on, I’m in.