lauramac1976
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The thing that pisses me off is that they still feel entitled to judge or hurl insults from the SIDELINE like bitch I’m out here running for my life, trying to do better while you sit and watch. Fuck you dude, what more do you want from meeeeee? **Tyrese voice***

Unless this bill codifies actual punishment for these assholes I don’t give a fuck.

I was super-duper worried that he’d get asked a tough question, and then he’d be like, really uncomfortable and stuff.

Sunday afternoons are usually so boring! I’ll log back in tomorrow and see that I have 482 notifications and ignore them all because life is more fun that way. :)

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

I’m already sick of the apologists claiming “It was a JOKE! He was on SNL!” like that makes it ok.

The boots look the same to me, but I can’t believe that Kendall tried to steal Rihanna’s look.

I can’t successfully nap on a plane without twisting and injuring every muscle in near my spinal column and neck yet there are people in the air sucking dick with élan.

I don’t think I could get my own hand down my own pants in coach!

On the other hand, why should I give two shits what right wing publications think about anything whatsoever?

Me:

A couple was busted on Sunday on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Detroit after a 48-year-old woman decided to perform oral sex on a 28-year-old man while the two were still in their seats

Oh wow. I’m so sorry that you had to grow up with a mother like that. She sounds like an incredibly troubled person: all admiration to you for caring so well for your little brother and coming out of that environment with what seems to be remarkable perspective.

Eat some ass, Josh. It probably won’t make you live longer, but at least you won’t be online.