Well, we're worse off for losing her, but I'm glad she went out the way she preferred. Hopefully her brave work in a desperate situation will mean other people with terminal illness will have more options about their end-of-life care.

BRO, that $14K is money that would have otherwise stayed in people's pockets now being used for a good cause, anyone who's going to donate to Save the Children would have still donated their quota.

They're nice boobs.

I think this comment was a lot more revealing of your own issues than you intended it to be.

**Clears throat**

NO ONE SHOW MY DOG THIS

that reminds me of my MILs story. When my fiancé was about about 3 years old, his grandmother was very ill. One night his mom got a call from her father that she wasn't doing well, so they woke up fiancé, jumped in the car and started the hour drive to see her. About halfway there she starts hearing little fiancé…

No. the zombie apocalypse is scary. This scenario is FUCKING TERRIFYING.

I feel a great disturbance in the Tort, as though millions of HIPAA compliance officers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Oh god the Marina. "Fuck that guy, and that guy, and that guy and that guy. Never come here. YOU REMEMBER THE LION KING? This is the motherfucking elephant graveyard place. YOU MUST NEVER COME HERE."

There are too many preschools.

That, ladies and gents, is how you give a read. Go Madame Albright.

Can't say I blame her. Look how that turned out for Mary.

TL;DR: Author can't get over perceived slight, becomes terrifying stalker.

Stars: they're just like us!

But I don't WANT a "really good pulled pork sandwich." I WANT A MCRIB.

So, is "unknown numbers of my wedding dresses are soaked in Ebola sweat and now I have to burn them all" covered under bridal shops' insurance policies? Asking for a friend.