Our concern is that the statute makes it very easy for people to shoot or stab first and to then exaggerate their fear or the real danger

People call them fedoras, but they're often trilbies instead, cheaply made, and often worn by young men trying to be classy. I don't automatically judge people wearing them (they were a pretty big thing in the club scene in my city for awhile) but the ones who are emulating older 'class' often forget basic social…

that stands for he has MBA from Phoenix.

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Local Chicago woman likes to scowl at all times, gives zero fucks if you find her unapproachable.

"reward her with praise"

What's even better? A group of pugs is called a grumble.

It highlights something poignant: being a member of a minority has costs, like it literally costs more in money to live somewhere tolerant. Because tolerance is desirable, like leafy trees and good schools. It costs more to deal with the anxiety you face coming from a mixed race family- more in time spent with…

Even though it seems like she really loves her daughter, she deserves a ton of money given the blatant malpractice.

I had no idea Raven Symone and Lindsay Lohan were pulling George W. Bush's strings, let alone neo-cons. That's a Disney Channel movie I want to see.

HAHA PEE OUT THEIR BUTTS. WHAT AN IDIOT. Everyone knows girls don't pee or poop. This guy needs to get a clue.

"(which they tragically and inexplicably failed to title "Amy's Baking Company 2: Electric Bouzaglo"*)"

That high-pitched sound you hear? That was my point, whizzing over the top of your fedora. Too bad Men's Health, Yahoo, and Chris Rock haven't addressed how to take uber-serious, self-important, all-must-worship-my-manhood stick out of your ass. Seriously, you'd be a lot happier. Honestly, feminists don't hate…

Nope. Wrong. Liberated women are generally enthusiastic about learning more about their bodies and what pleases them, which leads to energetic, experimental, ecstatic sex. Many men, however, don't think sex is anything they should have to work at or learn about, because apparently their Magical Dick Powers just…

He needs a third testicle implant to show his commitment. Do it, pastor. Do it for Jesus.

"I'll do just anything to get people to [have] an opportunity to meet Jesus."

I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.

Kids these days don't even say 'kids these days' anymore. Back in my day that's all we ever did.

I had sex ed in second grade and we learned proper terminology, but there weren't cookies involved. I feel cheated now.