Where do you get fat celebration? I mean, really, give me a concrete example? Is it because someone deigned to call the kid cute? Would it make you feel like Jezebel was doing its part to promote "healthy lifestyles" if the author called the BABY an ugly motherfucker? I'm not really sure where you're coming from…

The point here is we don't know that. My friend just popped out an 11lb baby (no gestational diabetes, the mother is not obese).

Real Talk: You know none of this. Zero.

Are you really fat shaming a baby?

This, a thousand times this.

Sharting is not evidence of enthusiasm, it's evidence of poor sphincter control. Unless poor sphincter control is how you express excitement, you may want to rethink your word choice.

I thought the standard for libel or slander against a public figure required proof of malicious intent. Given Lilo and Dina's many shenanigans, that's going to be near impossible.

I wouldn't say really good food. I've yet to encounter anything approaching that level of acceptable in a Portland strip club.

Gah, I don't remember! I will, however, torture myself until I figure it out.

We have to know one another because I worked both of the locations.

No way! When did you work there?

I worked at a magazine store in Davis, CA and for a time, while his daughter lived in town, Tom Waits was a regular fixture. He was a quiet, nice guy. I was a little disappointed that his regular purchase was black and white greeting cards, as I was sort of expecting him to ask for Camel straights.

Just off the top of my head?

In American media the prepared obit is a staple so that you can scoop first. Perhaps this has bled over to our colleagues to the south?

YES, it's complete and utter bullshit that a woman's many accomplishments are eclipsed by her looks, or perceived lack thereof.

Nope, haven't seen it.

Once again, can someone explain the appeal of Amanda Palmer? I am not seeing it.

Ah, sweet Santa Clarita. I don't miss you for a moment.

Ugh, he came to my university to do a campus version of Politically Incorrect in the early oughts. He was an insufferable douche the entire performance. He wore leather pants and appeared to be drunk. He eviscerated our student body president (who admittedly was an idiot, but he wasn't a mouthy idiot). There was a…

Love is dead.