#TEAMNOBODY

No, that would be when I go out on the balcony.

No, mostly that it gets awkward with my roommate.

I'm not even wearing pants, what does that say about me?

Oh fuck this and fuck her and fuck all this noise. Women cannot provoke lust with an article of clothing—own your own goddamn emotions and triggers.

And Jesus wept.

Oh that's just fine because he's already given mama a lady boner. #rawrzachbraff

During Prohibition, this was one of the ways alcoholics could easily obtain a fix.

This breaks my heart.

Don't I know it dude, don't I know it.

Instead of sounding like a hippie???????????

I lived in Davis during the MTV shit show. The only reason that show happened is because that particular sorority wasn't national. My understanding is that some of the featured pledges didn't continue membership in the sorority, not because they were booted, but because their "membership" was only a temporary…

Thank you!

Why the Sellwood hate? We are goddamned CHARMING!

Ah, I remember the halcyon days of J & S's first wedding (divorced now, married to other partners) when the bride and groom had the class not to push the single ladies into a bouquet toss corral, but their parents had no qualms doing so.

I work in a federal agency and interestingly enough, sites like alternet or commondreams are blocked but Fox News and Rush Limbaugh are completely unfettered.

Also co-opting "special dance."

Mommy and Daddy "hang out."

Celebs! They're just like us!

I like to think that my crude graphics skills are charming. That said, this needed to happen.