My mom was a single mother and fulltime nurse—-she was always tired and had a low tolerance for bullshit. Christmas Eve she woke up from a nap and wanted some of the cookies I'd received from the neighbor. I explained that I couldn't give her any because I was saving them for Santa to which she replied, "There is no…

Because that's the real issue here, calling his body type average.

Show the grand jury a picture of Michael Brown's injuries.

Yes, we do this in Portland, OR on the regular. Yes, it's AWESOME.

And that's okay (they certainly didn't make it for me), but I do find it a little weird that its being referred to as good and/or intetesting sex as that was not at all apparent to me.

Yes, believe it or not I have actually had sex and I don't take my how-tos from porn. That said, I still found the Pam and Tommy Lee tape to be boring and uninspired as all get out.

I wonder if it's a GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Tommy Lee and Pam struck me as some of the most boring sex I've ever witnessed. Are we talking about the same tape?

Mara, I feel you girl! Right now they don't even know what causes it. Bullshit I say, BULLSHIT!

Nope, they generally don't even offer that.

I've been a clinic escort. I didn't realize screaming "Save Me Mommy, I don't want to be murdered", threats of hell, and shoving unwanted pamphlets at clients was now considered gentle counseling. Thanks Scalia! I wonder how he'd feel about similar counseling at his gun range?

Your baby has fingernails!

Not to be a pain in the ass know-it-all, but this morning NPR reported that, while popular, 11/11 in China has nothing on our Black Friday binge. #Muricafuckyeah

And what is the deal with so many of these happening at the mall? Mall = boner kill, not true love.

I fundamentally do not understand the psychology of someone who proposes this publicly, especially without having discussed the engagement with their intended.

I love waterslides, LOVE THEM. When I left my last job, my co-workers gave me a gift card for the local waterslide resort (yes, there's such a thing). I'm single and all of my friends are single. I rallied 3 other adults to join me on my waterslidepalooza. On the positive side, it was AWESOME, indoor, and super…

HTBAG was a little redundant from HTBAW, but I felt that it was an opportunity for Moran to go deeper into the experiences she touched upon in the latter. Since it was fiction, I give her literary license with the language and tenses. What I really appreciated about HTBAG is that it spoke to the experiences of…

Damnit Jez, I've now got something in my eye.

Wow, I'm shocked, that's a pretty hot scene.

None of this is okay. Not one thing.