Just off the top of my head?

In American media the prepared obit is a staple so that you can scoop first. Perhaps this has bled over to our colleagues to the south?

YES, it's complete and utter bullshit that a woman's many accomplishments are eclipsed by her looks, or perceived lack thereof.

Nope, haven't seen it.

Once again, can someone explain the appeal of Amanda Palmer? I am not seeing it.

Ah, sweet Santa Clarita. I don't miss you for a moment.

Ugh, he came to my university to do a campus version of Politically Incorrect in the early oughts. He was an insufferable douche the entire performance. He wore leather pants and appeared to be drunk. He eviscerated our student body president (who admittedly was an idiot, but he wasn't a mouthy idiot). There was a…

Love is dead.

#TEAMNOBODY

No, that would be when I go out on the balcony.

No, mostly that it gets awkward with my roommate.

I'm not even wearing pants, what does that say about me?

Oh fuck this and fuck her and fuck all this noise. Women cannot provoke lust with an article of clothing—own your own goddamn emotions and triggers.

And Jesus wept.

Oh that's just fine because he's already given mama a lady boner. #rawrzachbraff

During Prohibition, this was one of the ways alcoholics could easily obtain a fix.

This breaks my heart.

Don't I know it dude, don't I know it.

Instead of sounding like a hippie???????????

I lived in Davis during the MTV shit show. The only reason that show happened is because that particular sorority wasn't national. My understanding is that some of the featured pledges didn't continue membership in the sorority, not because they were booted, but because their "membership" was only a temporary…