Thank you!

Why the Sellwood hate? We are goddamned CHARMING!

Ah, I remember the halcyon days of J & S's first wedding (divorced now, married to other partners) when the bride and groom had the class not to push the single ladies into a bouquet toss corral, but their parents had no qualms doing so.

I work in a federal agency and interestingly enough, sites like alternet or commondreams are blocked but Fox News and Rush Limbaugh are completely unfettered.

Also co-opting "special dance."

Mommy and Daddy "hang out."

Celebs! They're just like us!

I like to think that my crude graphics skills are charming. That said, this needed to happen.

My mom was a single mother and fulltime nurse—-she was always tired and had a low tolerance for bullshit. Christmas Eve she woke up from a nap and wanted some of the cookies I'd received from the neighbor. I explained that I couldn't give her any because I was saving them for Santa to which she replied, "There is no…

Because that's the real issue here, calling his body type average.

I have two dogs and I took them for that VERY SAME walk this afternoon (mind you, it was a raining), so it's not all shits and giggles on the canine side.

Show the grand jury a picture of Michael Brown's injuries.

Yes, we do this in Portland, OR on the regular. Yes, it's AWESOME.

And that's okay (they certainly didn't make it for me), but I do find it a little weird that its being referred to as good and/or intetesting sex as that was not at all apparent to me.

Yes, believe it or not I have actually had sex and I don't take my how-tos from porn. That said, I still found the Pam and Tommy Lee tape to be boring and uninspired as all get out.

I wonder if it's a GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Tommy Lee and Pam struck me as some of the most boring sex I've ever witnessed. Are we talking about the same tape?

Mara, I feel you girl! Right now they don't even know what causes it. Bullshit I say, BULLSHIT!

Nope, they generally don't even offer that.

I've been a clinic escort. I didn't realize screaming "Save Me Mommy, I don't want to be murdered", threats of hell, and shoving unwanted pamphlets at clients was now considered gentle counseling. Thanks Scalia! I wonder how he'd feel about similar counseling at his gun range?