You win the internets today.

Or a lady boner. A HUGE lady boner.

I'd eat this, oh yes, I would.

Scottish Folds are essentially dogs in terms of temperament.

Am I the only one who's disappointed she didn't throw in a "lesbian shit-ass?"

My mom and this woman clearly took the same parenting classes. Once when my much younger sister tried to slide out of her highchair and got stuck (because of her huge head), my mom only helped her out AFTER she got pictures. Guess what wound up on Kara's "All About Me" poster for grade school? Yep, that…

Why does a 20 year old have a life coach?

I've been encouraged to do EMDR but I broke up with that therapist before we started. Has it worked for you?

While I'm enjoying the scruffy, I feel compelled to show off my own little wayward dogs.

I've hated this guy since he left his pregnant girlfriend to hook up with a supermodel.

Who knew this would kill a lady boner?

Wow, this is devastating. My thoughts and prayers go out to the women's family and friends and to all of the people who witnessed this tragedy.

Christ on a crutch, fuck this guy.

What in the actual fuck?

1) Who gets to be this drunk in the middle of the day? I've always had somewhere to go or something to do, I've never had the financial luxury of indulging in these sorts of shenanigans.

And sequins. And studs. And boxy shoulders. If you can bedazzle it, just don't.

Remarkable fabric—keeps you hot when it's hot outside and keeps you freezing when it's cold outside.

They never fix it.
I've been bitching to Target for years about their plus sizes (mostly lack thereof) and their thoughtless blending of Plus Sizes with Maternity (not the same thing guys, not by a mile) and nary a goddamn thing has ever been done (and I am one of so many).
The only time I've been able to reliably…

I love seeing my tiny dogs play with Great Danes. The Danes will usually just use one of their paws to play with my guys—it's remarkable how cognizant they are of their size, especially since my dogs are not (they think they're HUGE, reality is another matter entirely).

As someone who basically had her dogs pull this this morning, I would like to say, LET SLEEPING DOGS (or their owners) LIE damnit. I don't care how cute you are!