I don't watch this show, but I seem to recall in some Gawker or Jezebel coverage and clips that it seemed like this woman wasn't really into this man. Anyone remember this?

Sigh.

Least creative theme party on the playa. Honey, it's been DONE!

Man, I hate trolls because the kibosh on picture uploads isp reventing me from uploading a picture of my dog Peanut who will tell you internets that baths are BULLSHIT!

Peanut will endure a bath with the resignation of the condemned, but the second he's out of the tub, it's all hate, anger, a stomping and rubbing…

Thank you for your passion and your effort, there are a lot of people who appreciate it.

But it did make for an awesome mixed tape.

Hey there, I didn't mean to insinuate that you were in it for funsies. That was really, really, not what I was trying to say. I did, however, want to caution you that it can be some nasty sh*t.

The whiney static part was too bitchy and not fair. I apologize.

Yeah, they tried to talk me out of getting an abortion every month when I pulled up in the clinic parking lot to escort. *rolls eyes* Even at my most ambitious, I couldn't get pregnant EVERY month, c'mon people!

Call the closest chapter of National Organization of Women (NOW) or NARAL (National Abortion Rights Action League), they should be able to put you in touch with a clinic who needs escorts.

Oh, I was an escort in Northern California. You'll find nut bags protesting clinics EVERYWHERE.

Oh no, the protesters crave escalation and attention. That would only feed the beast.

I'd agree with that percentage and actually kick it up to about 95%. However, I will say that the few women that participated were particularly nasty with all the fervor of the sinner saved (usually women they'd "rescued" from an abortion clinic). I'm genuinely curious how these women fared after they had their…

Agree, those streams should be kept separate.

Don't bring small children to the dog park and don't take your dogs to the playground. It's a$$holes on both sides who ruin this for everyone.

Kids DO have access to clean areas to play., lots and lots and lots and lots of it. Dog parks make up about 1% of all park space, so it's not like they're taking over by any stretch.

This all started to sound like whiney static towards the end, so if I missed some of your more subtle points, I apologize—I was distracted.

I think it comes down to two things—one in general and one in particular to this park. In general, more people have dogs than children. People like to recreate with their dogs. …

That's kind of you to say, but I'm not sure that's true. I had an abortion when I was 25 and because I had decent health insurance, I had the luxury of having it done at at a hospital—I believe it cost me a co-pay of $60. Because I was middle-class and well-insured, I didn't have suffer a gauntlet of anti-choicers…

When I escorted this sort of bullshit went on and on and on. The anti-choicers were mostly men, the leader had domestic violence convictions on his record (surprise!), and there was one totally insane protester who politely informed me that he wasn't pro-life, just anti-abortion (with the implication that he'd kill…

Is it really true to the spirit of being "dressed down" if you have a shellacked full face of makeup?

It's pie dude. Not milk. Not formula. Not lifesaving antibiotics. Pie. Kids dont need pie, kids want pie. I'm with Hater O the Young.