I got more from that they wanted strippers that they didn't have to pay stripper money to. Either way, doucheapalooza.

Agreed.

I've lived here 8 years (SE even) and I still haven't made it to the East Burn. Looks like I'm gonna get my chance. :) Plus, I hear they have a swing?

And it's ridiculously common. <—Remembers getting hit up by her fundi brother multiple times for "missions" (wtf, if you don't speak the language and it costs more to send you over there than it does to help the people you're witnessing to, eat a dick), cars, adopting his daughter, etc.

At a club, depending on how full it is, it's likely they'd be excluded if they aren't "hot" enough.

Super excited to see women treated as ornaments for the club. As if there isn't enough of this shit EVERYWHERE else, it's gotta be codified by this douchebag.

*spit take*

Having just served on a jury for a man who pimped a 15-year old, I can say with confidence, GOOD.

Winner.

Yes, this.

You can tell he's mocking it because he puts "sexual assault" in quotation marks in much the same way that people who aren't smart enough to be effectively mean will derisively put the word "writer" or "actor" in YouTube comments.

Ah yes. I recall getting to listen to the mover tell me all about how a Kindle was the same damned thing as a textbook (aka, he was bitching about moving my books) and when I began to explain the way people learn and the various studies that indicate that people retain information better if they interact with the…

Preach. As a kid I spent two days in the Sherman Oaks Burn Center because my a$$hole camp counselor wouldn't help me put sunscreen on my back (I was 4 and my skin is so pale, it's essentially translucent). It's not a "nice to have", it's a need to have. Now as an adult I have to keep my shoulders and back covered…

The recent news that James Joyce had syphilis is the ONLY reason I can forgive him for his books. I blame them on his syphilitic cognitive decline. http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/jun…

Must. resist. urge. to. hit. man. with. my. car.

This show is killing my lady boner. KILLING IT.

Correction, there's a problem with ALL sugar free gummy bears. Avoiding sugar is not worth the price your body has to pay for the substitute. Signed, Usually a fan of better living through chemistry

You also can't rule out neurological disorders that can be emergent. I love, love, love, love dogs and I think this was the correct decision.

What a lovely understated third wedding.

I was initially going to be named Heather, but after a friend's baby with the same name died, my mother decided my name would be "Happiness." Thankfully she had a yuppie friend who SHUT THAT DOWN while my mom was laboring and I got a first name that didn't immediately bring up images of tie dye and weed.