I have friends who are totally beloved and complete gun nuts. They play the sane and safe card, but I remember the days when booze/drugs/and guns were generally being played with simultaneously. My greatest fear (and sadly, prediction) is that ultimately one of them will use one of her gazillion firearms to kill…

I was JUST thinking about this (durable hymens, not yours necessarily). When I went in for a tune-up after a summer of much casual (albeit safe) sex, the OB/GYN started to giggle while she was poking under the hood. When I asked what was funny (because laughter is really not what you want to hear when someone is…

Why? So you can feel better about the picture? So Shape can continue to sell the fantasy that you'll look a swimsuit model if you do their booty-shaper workout?

Oh, it wasn't a bumper sticker—it was full tailgate art, very much in the same script as the Kill Bill pic above. And I met the woman in question (as I was gawking at her sweet ride), and it appears to be a (I'm interpreting) a lesbian wink and nod to the original pussy wagon.

There is a woman in Portland, OR who has a Pussy Wagon. That's not a slur. It's a pickup with "Pussy Wagon" written across the tailgate. Best part? She works in Corporate America. It did my wage slave soul good to see it parked in front our corporate headquarters every day.

I had forgotten about this! THANK YOU FOR THE WEDNESDAY NIGHT JOY!

"I bonked my kitteh."

I am inordinately excited about this. I was going to wear my ugly, comfortable shoes anyways, but now I can say it's "on-trend".

I'm choosing to believe that no one would produce something like that unless they were presenting it as a performance art.

Poor coyotes. I keep a pocket air horn for them—seems infinitely more humane.

4, entirely by chance. I had a rubber ducky in the tub and it would shoot out a stream of water. When I figured out that aiming that stream to just the right place felt AMAZING, I told my grandmother who promptly told me not to talk about it.

I'm pretty sure I can identify Evans' mug shot based on the Xanny bar tidbit.

Dog. No contest.

Oregon City is a burb of Portland, so I agree. We got the uglies right up in this bitch.

THANK YOU! I was going to say, fear not moms, Chicos is still in business.

I don't know, I had a HUGE customer service issue with one of those "get a box of x" delivered to your door each month companies. My emails and my phone calls were left unanswered, but once I bitched on their Facebook page, I had the quickest customer service reply I've ever witnessed.

This looks a lot like me in Yoga.

Jennifer, we'll have to agree to disagree on that one. In my experience it's quite different from Seattle, but I will concede that it is still very PNW.

Correction: Stadium High is in Tacoma which is really, really not Seattle. It's about a 45 minutes away in driving time and a world away culture-wise.

One of the best teen movies ever. Thanks for shining a light on it again!