The kitten barking set of my dogs, so Bun is two ankle-biter approved.

Apologies, that was pretty convoluted. Must read before posting!

So how I'm reading this is that who hasn't purchased anything from Kleargear should immediately take to the internets to question their contract language and business ethics. Yes?

Total sparkly Uh-merica win.

I have a former high school classmate who had a little girl who looked like Vern Troyer. I'd keep hoping it was a bad picture, but nope, it was Mini-me all day, every day. I didn't say anything because if I did, it would be fair game for me to go straight to hell.

He's only Libertarian when it comes to paying taxes.

Yes, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

This is easily the worst thing I've read in years.

Word.

Try owning any sort of terrier. I have a Schnoodle and the best that I can do is make suggestions that he might independently decide are in his best interest. That is it. It's maddening.

Teddy is always telling that b*tch to step off his noms. It's a holiday tradition at this point.

She's stunning. However, here's my question, is Guess still relevant in fashion (high or low) as a brand?

Really? I haven't tasted urine, but I'm pretty sure that's the flavor that Coconut water is trying to approximate.

My dog loves pineapple and any sort of melon he can get his tiny paws on. Not so into strawberries though.

Craig Fergueson?

Here, here! I am so impressed he was honest about his feelings. So many parents go through this and feel too ashamed to admit that bonding is a process.

Had to look him up myself...he's a third rate actor who has had minor roles in second rate movies. Clearly the voice of a generation.

I'm sorry, who the f$@k is Kevin Hart?

Amen!

Um, my lady boner for Charlie Hunnam is pretty damned excited too. I don't give a flying frack about 50 Shades of Grey, but I do welcome any sexy sexy screen time with this gentleman. Rawr!