This may sound naive, but aren't most funerals covered by life insurance? If someone doesn't have it, there's usually a low-cost cremation option available through the county (although I know for a fact this is not always the case). If a veteran dies, I know that the VA reimburses some funeral expenses.

Girl, you can find opera gloves for less than $10 in San Francisco or the East Bay. It's pretty easy to go glam on the cheap in those parts.

Without any sarcasm, I'm just glad to see that she appears to be sober and "with it" without feeling the need to dissolve into a purring sex kitten. This is the first interview I've seen where she seems almost like a normal teenage girl.

I KNOW! Apparently I've been slacking on finding really attractive friends. Oh yes, and on being that really attractive friend.

And I hate you. I take solace in not living in NC though.

However, I would be TOTALLY on board if the wrestling team decided to represent on their match days.

I pay 33% of my income in rent. That statistic is bunk unless you're living in your parents' basement and kicking them your beer money.

But how in the world would you prove that?

Panty hose first, high heels second.

Nah, I read this and said aloud, "Laura Prepon, you are dead to me!"

Hate to stomp on your broken heart, but Jenna Elfman is one of the more publicly batsh*t ones. http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/13/whe…

I love him. He can do no wrong.

I super duper hate the standard baby shower fare of "let's melt a candy bar in a diaper and hold it up to our nosea".

Ugh, unpaid internships are bullshit. By not paying individuals for their time, these internships effectively ensure that the only people who can participate in them or benefit from the experience and connections already have money.

Beware, do NOT attempt one of these hair styles when getting ready to fly. I have been uncomfortably wanded because my 'do didn't allow me to go through security the normal way.

Dry shampoo will also give your hair a little more texture so that it will stay in braids.

Yes! Finally a beauty how-to article that satisfies my nerd alert needs AND can make use of my redonkulously long hair! Thank you i09!

I hate to be a boner kill, but the sodium in Bloody Mary's effectively knocks them off any "healthier" cocktail list.

Oh goodie, apparently we're bringing back "Crap Email from a Dude" and expanding it to an entire blog.

Word. I wear men's cologne on the regular (that is, when I wear cologne)—it's not nearly as cloying.