Alright, so I wasn't the brightest kid (jury is still out on my adult standing in this regard).

At last! I am always bugged by the presence of cell phones in the OR. I can't think of anything less sterile!

She's amazing, but yes, f*&k those guys for filming it.

My Drunk Kitchen: Senior Edition.

I once left a canister of pepper spray in my glove box during one of Sacramento's hellishly hot summers. This turned out to be a BIG mistake as the canister exploded and essentially made my vehicle undriveable for the better part of a week. The residue on and inside the glove box effectively made it unusable for the…

Yeah, I call shenanigans on Msj2705. One, that quad and the area around Mrak Hall is huge—it's effectively impossible to block with twenty or so students sitting cross-legged on the ground. Two, I don't recall permits superceding the First Amendment.

Correction (from a former scooper circa 1995): Black Walnut is a permanent flavor in the Baskin Robbins franchise.

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It happens EVERY YEAR. Forgive me for the poor photography, but we don't usually subject the 'Nut to both public humiliation AND a porno shoot.

I have a dog who suffers from nerve-damage, including but not limited to, the inability to retract his penis. Therefore, to play to his strengths, he goes as a doggy flasher, complete with tan trenchcoat.

I have based my entire career trajectory on NOT HAVING TO WEAR PANTYHOSE. True story.

This isn't news...try being a contractor for the Federal Government. You get to work alongside the Federal Employees (no sequestering) doing the EXACT same jobs sans the perks of higher pay, sick time, vacation time, retirement, training, administrative leave, etc. Btw, we're the green badges.

I don't give a shit how talented he is, I'm bone weary of everyone excusing this douche's brand of narcissistic, spoiled, childish, and impulse-control free behavior.

I need Lesbian Shitass Shirt pics!

@SunnyBunnyDays: It's not the pot-smoking that particularily concerns me (I know a number of mothers who've indulged during their pregnancies to no effect), it's the masterful employment of cognitive dissonance. The crowed claims of being healthy while actively participating in disordered eating! The protests over…

I have a roommate who enjoys this sort of torture in the name of "health" (i.e. fad diet). She's also the genius who won't take Advil when she's pregnant but will smoke all kinds of pot. I heart cognitive dissonance.

"I do NOT apologize in advance if I offend you with my unusual erotic beauty" quoth the tattooed dude.

I grew up in the Santa Clarita Valley and Bobby Trendy was the pied piper of all the cross-dressing boys in my community. He'd take them to Melrose and teach them how to wave their freak flag stylishly. :) Glad to see he's still rocking it.

Hmm, this reminds me of the question, "I understand why pimps need hos, but I can't understand why hos need pimps."

@bluesbelle: Such a lovely little guy. So happy he got his happily ever after.