Since when is being a douchebag a medical condition? This is yet another abuse.

All of the videos are now "unavailable." :(

Hmm, I suppose my parents were more like UPS parents—drop, deliver and run. My step-dad booked exactly 14 hours to take me to college in Colorado (I was from Los Angeles). Once my things were dropped off at the dorm and my bicycle was pruchased, he flew back to LA and was left to fend for myself. This effectively…

Seriously, hair removal is already a full time job, and now they want me to make it sparkle? F*ck that noise.

Um, OMFG, you are gorgeous. In the immortal words of the intarwebs, "Haters gonna hate." YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!

@lauramac1976: And that should be mothers. D'oh.

*sigh* I had the unique pleasure to sit in front of one of these mother's this weekend. She thought a 9PM Documentary in Cemetery was an acceptable place to bring her very tired and very noisy toddler.

I'm thinking a little country justice is in order here.

Why do people continue to f*ck lawyers? It just encourages this sh*t.

A-fuck*ng-men Amanda!

Come to Portland, OR where these concerns are entirely moot.

Hello, Beezus was a bi-atch. Hence the reason I use Beezus as a replacement for said slur.

I'm apathetic about most conventional bad behavior—you can smoke, drink, party and whore to your heart's delight and I will happily wave you on with a half-hearted wave and a distracted smile. On the average, I could truly give a shit.

Brothers from another mother: Nick Nolte and Peanut.

The faux sunglasses on the bebehs? Can someone help me understand?

Bill O'Reilly is being ageist? That's rich.

Omg, I love!

Ya know, it wasn't the sex that icked me out, it was the shallowness. I could give two shits about who she f*&ked, but I couldn't get over the fact that she didn't give two shits about anything.

Man, when I was in dire, dire straights I worked at Rite Aid for a year (benefits, yo). The amount of shoplifting I saw there was incredible and the official company policy was to ignore it (unless you were an employee, in which case a 20-year employee who stole a soda and a dozen eggs was promptly canned and then…

I love, love, love that defense. "I have many gay friends..." whom you'll deny basic rights to at the drop of a hat. Perhaps we should have pulled up the defintion of friendship.