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Be sure to tell them Large Marge sent ya.

Listen, I made it work, honey.

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

i wanna be a tipsy outsider when i grow up.

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

yes - let’s keep rewarding shitty people. that has been working out so well for our society. how about Shonda, Margot and Jennifer say no thanks and let this little thief rot in jail in anonymity where she belongs? Be best.

Just get a block of Velveeta and a can of Ro-Tel.

A Plant Mom Grows in Brooklyn

One dreary spring morning, I went on a Google search to find out how to measure foot candles. What is a foot candle?

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I never understood why people liked or disliked Kristen Stewart — she just looked like a normcore grump, but that’s no reason to dislike her — but then I fell in love with her after her SNL Totinos sketch, and now I am constantly rooting for her: