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Laura
lauragenecastleberrythefirstladyofnada

I gotta tell you, I would care if someone was green or purple. Sick or choking people are something to care about.

“Of all the Cleveland Browns in the world, you’re the Cleveland Brownest!” — Lucy

“We’ve been ruining QBs for around 2 decades now. Why don’t we try something different? What if, and stay with me here, what if we START with a QB who’s already ruined?! It just might work!”

"Girl, I'm gonna stuff your crust."