I’m proud of you son

I have never heard this rumor. Even if you are just trying to start this rumor, I'm for it. In fact, let's emphatically spread it everywhere.

I miss the implication by your question.

I could care less about her weight, but can we talk about these sandals? Dear god they're bad.

The idiots will tweet soon enough.

This poor girl. Her poor parents. Missouri is not doing so well in the "treatment of rape victims" department lately (see: Coleman, Daisy).

Adam Lambert's Lenny Kravitz costume is pretty good.

Can't go wrong with Eggseroneous

In all seriousness though, the ring of cheerleaders dancing around Rocky's lifeless body is the best thing I've seen all week.

This whole episode was hilarious. Loved it.