lauradragonwench
LauraDragonWench
lauradragonwench

This is probably the greatest picture ever taken.

sure why not

Imagine, if you will, a Saturday night with Jennifer Culp, Madeline Davis, a full bar, and a big pile of makeup.

I know this isn’t the point of your post, but I fucking love your hair. My hair is super dark, so I’d have to strip it to get it light enough to make blue look that cool... so it’ll never happen. But damn. I’m pretty jealous. Your hair looks like the ocean meeting a wintry sky. I fucking love it.

This whole thing was great but this

LOVE IT. Tom Hardy approves (but in a cool, nonchalant way).

Is anyone more deserving of being feasted upon than hypocrites and child abusers?

This is the poster family for what the religious right considers a wholesome american family. They rub elbows with the republican political elite and try to influence legislation. Let them face scrutiny.

Yep. One more time, all together now:

Just because you apparently live under a rock, or on another planet—these people are megastars in the reality tv and religious worlds.

I think it’s less about being a penis human and more about being a bonkers-religious-cult human. :(

On that logic, is everyone a closet murderer who would kill folks if they knew there would be no personal consequences? What the fuck is wrong with these people?

These people are all horrible. I have no words to express my disgust. She-Hulk expresses my feeling perfectly.

Oh shut the fuck up, food police.

For a future reference, what might be some of the other times that you would recommend dressing up as a giant chicken and stalking a guy you saw on the internet?

It isn't often I would support dressing up like a giant chicken and stalking a guy you saw on the internet, but this is definitely one of those times.

Oh my god. You just gave me a great costume idea for the next ComicCon he goes to...

"Peter Griffin? WHERE?!"