I’m halfway there. I managed to figure out how to owe a ton of money without having anything!

Meanwhile, regular Google employees, who worked hard, stole nothing, and harassed no one, continue to get squeezed.

I believe he has already stated that he is broke.  He had $120M and threw it and his freedom away because he was a greedy pig.  

He’s going to come out broke too. Arbitration slapped him with like $180M to Google, which was basically his entire 13 year salary plus interest and legal fees. He’ll have to file for bankruptcy protection.

So well put - this is it exactly. Enough is never enough even for the already crazy wealthy. Its a mind virus. 

So. Much. This. His google payout was a set-for-life windfall. What an ass

This clown earned $120M from Google, but that wasn’t enough for him. He decided to steal their tech in order to create his own company, Otto, which he then sold to Uber.

I’m so sad that people who made their living screwing others over might get screwed over. It is such a tragedy. /sarcasm

Damn, that’s great. Why didn’t I think to look up the part number? Oh yeah, because our commenters are amazing and helpful! Thanks!

Magnets probably stick TO David

Steal this idea I just came up with, Andrew! How about a cool stainless mug that shares embedded neodymium magnets with a sleek, sideless docking base? It would just stick there, like some sort of sorcerer shit! Just probably avoid using Tracy to prototype it, unless you want some sort of electromagnet sourced from a…

Too bad they no longer make any cars for driving enthusiasts. 

New game: What would the slim, overly secured, non-white, fast on then?

Sideways Boxer toaster ist gut.

Still waiting for the Hellcat Widebody Pacifica to make my departure from the carpool line as dramatic as possible.  

The good news is that engine will finally have something wider than a 275 tire to play with.

And that, dear readers, is how a pro goes straight for the jugular.  Precise.  Measured. Spot on target.

As someone who loves toast and the toasting arts, I think it’s pretty much consensus that the best toaster ever made is the Toastmaster 1B14. Here it is, in all of its classic glory:

SERIOUS RESPECT to anyone who says, “We wanted to focus on the single slice, and treat it with respect” with a straight face.  That is not someone to be trifled with. 

I've expected for a while to see Mitsubishi and Toast in the same headline.