Please pull “Hey, I’m pregnant and sick so can I please cut this line!” I’m sure most people, at least the women, will be understanding. I would be!

my dad always told me not to do things because girls don’t do them. girls don’t play these kinds of sports. girls don’t move away from home and leave their families. girls don’t argue with their sisters. girls don’t do this and they can’t do that and they shouldn’t do that. and every time he said shit like that my jaw…

I am so tired of everyone talking about this! We’ll deal with it when it comes. Let’s celebrate the victory for a minute first. A woman is going to be elected president.

His junk is black and blue? Dude.....give it a rest, just stop for a week. Let it heal.

Not all journalists are white.

The only conservative entertainers (for lack of a better word) that I legitimately enjoy, who I can name off the top of my head, are Clint Eastwood and Orson Scott Card.

It’s like the beginning of a porn.

Same.

I am uncomfortable with the details of this endorsement.

Like everything that Louis CK does these days, this leaves me with a weird mix of emotions...

We can still act holier than thou.