You wouldn’t happen to be a Senator in Kentucky with broken ribs?

Herring is only food during wartime

I didn’t know there were milk truthers.

I ate a Pizza Pocket yesterday and now I don’t know where I stand politically.

I’m not sure he really does, to be honest.

Lobbying in US politics has only ever been about serving the interests of those businesses.

Once I tried to coax one off my outside window sill by gently putting a rake up next to him. He squealed at me, jumped on the rake and started down it for the attack.

That’s what I’m talking about!

Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

Mostly it was the lack of Lobstrocities

“On Patty Mills’s decision to resign with the Spurs because of the team’s culture”

YES!!!!

OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG.

Ugh. Please don’t tell me this is “500 Days of Megyn”

FACT: Hurricanes tend to form over water. And they rain water. FACT: The Big Water Lobbies are going to try and make you buy more water to prepare for this “supposed” onslaught of water. FACT: Hurricane Irma is named after a lady. FACT: Ladies, with those ladies bits they have tend to get really emotional and prone to…

Did anybody actually watch the video of that insane clusterfuck in the Oval Office? The one where some chanting preacher was dramatically invoking Jesus’ name and thanking God for Trump and Pence and for giving the President the wisdom to call for a national day of prayer, and a woman appeared to be weeping,…

My fellow Americans,

Western Europe.