I realize this post is years old, and you almost certainly don’t work here anymore ( hope the pasture is greener), but I wanted to point out that The Man who got the boat never had a crew. That was a dream he had.

“Recently, six Czechoslovakian tourists”

Your star ( and others) will bring this out of the greys for this thread, but I need a staffer to do it permanently. ( I was not grey until the sale. The demotion still hurts. ).

As a longtime Deadspin reader, agreed. Probably the only place online where I learn from the comments and used to engage

Wow. That’s quite a list!

That’s amazing that you got to see Mays.

Noooooooo.

God I miss Gawker.

Thanks for the info!

yeah, I hit pause on that “speech”, walked right to a corner store and smoked two in a row.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand I’m a smoker again.

I got to meet Snooty a few years ago —- and learned that manatees suffer from narcolepsy!!!

But is it a good place to bring a doll or nah?

But where does she take the cat?

Yeah, I was thinking specifically of the bundy armed takeover of that park.

What happened to peaceful assembly? I mean, it’s a cornerstone of American democratic principles. . . How can peaceful protesters be arrested en masse?

And all is right in the gawkerverse again

Or the Boeing 2707!!! Stupid congress.

Maybe it has something to do with all the guns? I mean, from my experience, Americans are really no different from most of the world, only you guys have the ability to create a lot of damage with very little effort.

Hey Grayson; fuck off!