Proof we have entered a bizarro-world: the athletes are now laughing at the stupidity of the nerds.

Los Angeles COunty:

I ran backwards to capture this picture after passing these women, slightly throwing them off I think.

Just let the idiot savant heave his precious ball and eat his all-crystal diet and sleep in his cryo-pajamas at the bottom of a silent, subterranean lake in peace.

Dear Tom,

When he went on that rant about how hard it is to have people trying to discredit the new president I was just so hoping at least one member of the press would have the courage to bring up Trump’s birther movement but alas, they did not because they are all weak as fuck.

My mom, a small little central american woman, went with me to the march in LA. At the end of it, she was all “so many white women.” We talked at length about white feminism and the need to go beyond the pink pussy hats.

Bawse.

Props for use of the term “quisling.” Also, for not being a stooge like some of these so-called journalists.

Actually, HamNo is good.

My most fervent wish right now is to get Trump’s tax returns by accident, and let Jezebel leak them as payback. for Theil destroying my precious Gawker.

Good sports trolling is Good

I want the nickname “Baghdad Bob Spicer” to catch on.

Basically, this is what they are actually going to do:

Just wanted to focus on goodness of the marches and then reality hits you. The US has a fascist as President. None of this is surprising nor was Trump’s speech yesterday.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/

We can definitely help by signing this petition:

Holy shit. That’s all I have to say. Holy shit.

“The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.”

Now you take that, add some carrots maybe a potato