“NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX”

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian”

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

KerrPow!!

Steph Curry is 28. 28 backwards is 82. Steph curry is known for shooting, or Shooting Basketballs Accurately. SBA, translated to numbers, is 584. 584 plus 82 is 666.

Steph Curry is the devil.

1 loaf of whole grain bread with the most amount of grains?

Oh, he wants Trump Bread. The classiest, grainiest bread on the market. No Mexican buyers, please.

A fresh lawsuit from T.J. Maxx, funded by Peter Thiel, should be filed momentarily.

You see, what she really asked her dad was if she could do ballet. So, he was able to get her a part in the Nutcracker Suite.

Among other similarities, they both are producing the same amount of testosterone.

But what if she tries to go into the men’s restroom?