So Rudy’s admitting that he doesn’t want his client to testify because he’ll lie?

Is it a line of assless chaps?

My contribution has been to only go to Dodger Stadium once to cross it off my list, not to see the crappy, overrated Dodgers. I have been alive 51 years x 81 home games that’s 4,130 vehicles that did not go to Dodger Stadium. So I did almost 3x as much as Elon Musk will.

Maybe Musk can build me a loop to a site with original content?

He would sacrifice Eric and then one month later wake up out of a dead sleep and go “Oh SHIT I forgot about TIFFANY!”

I feel like they could have picked a better pic of Ruth Negga for the cover. The braid pic is much better.

He was aiming for Acuña. Doesn’t really matter if his specific target was the elbow or the ribs.

Did someone here actually say that SS doesn’t have problems?

Just a thought with no real evidence, but maybe the players recruited to these back-of-the-pack schools think they have to put up with this kind of shit because it’s their only chance to play at a power conference D-I school and maybe get noticed by the NFL.

But then who would we marry?

I’m thinking I may show up in drag, fool him into thinking I’m the woman of his dreams, then hand him something with dynamite concealed in it.

Well at least they were doing that instead of beating their wives.

I think technically, this is Becky with the Bad Hair.

Ahh, I see that Becky With the Busted Lip was unaware of the “Talk Shit, Get Hit” clause in subsection A, Paragraph 3 of The Wypipo’s Guide to Not Getting Your Ass Whooped, in which it clearly explained that “talking shit” does indeed include the snatching of things, which includes both edges and protest signs.

Don’t tell me how to parent. 

In addition, USians are so accustomed to having their card held that if you don’t, they’ll leave without signing or leaving a tip, because they subconsciously assume they already did if they have their card.

His spatial reasoning skills are off the charts. I walked facefirst into a wall the other day in my own home.

No, this was definitely a middle-aged white guy tantrum. Whenever someone starts referencing “Back in my time...” as a prelude to criticizing a younger generation it is a tantrum. At let’s not forget the nonsense Simpson was spouting about a Dodgers fan coming to see their favorite player and then not being able to…

I’m going to let the team that didn't do the Tomahawk Chop be the first to complain about a lack of decorum.