Don’t give up, maybe the Yanks somehow scrape some dough together and maybe, just maybe things will go their way this one time.

That’s not capitalism, that’s simply third wave feminism and it’s obsession with “male feminists”.

They must get PISSED when it rains.

That’s a long winded humblebrag. 

The coach of the Houston Raptors, R.A.W.’s opponent, says the opposite is true—after a technical foul was assessed, a R.A.W. player bumped the referee with his shoulder and knocked him to the ground, triggering the melee:

In August 2017 a Columbia County, Fla., jury found David Elliot Moran and Charles Thomas Newcomb guilty of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder

Amy Schumer, come get your racist sister.

The reason a “slip” resulted in a death, and an attempted rescue that resulted in two more deaths, is because they were hanging around the top of some pretty dangerous waterfalls and, pretty clearly, not keeping what most people would say is the right distance.

Especially when they were apparently very well-established douchebags with a history of disrespecting public land.

Testicular Torsion? Venture Bros has you covered

Found the defensive MAGA asshole

Great. Now my balls hurt and I feel old. 

Christ, everybody knows that Jaren Jackson, Jr.  hasn’t got a prayer of having a HOF-level career until he signs with the Warriors on a below-market deal.

They just lost their center to the Lakers and could sign Cousins way cheap.  Why wouldn’t they make that deal?

What sucks is that this makes total sense for Boogie. He’ll hit a market flush with more cap space and another year removed from an Achilles injury, and after he wins a championship, the loser/cancer label will be gone. I can’t even cry foul here.

No.

Yeah people also gotta remember that post WW2 Germany ended up with some of the most open and flexible immigration laws in Europe (until recently). It might be the safest place for a black person in Europe right now.

Can you imagine having a life so devoid of shit to do that you could even begin to give a rat's ass about someone selling water without a permit? The mind boggles.

It’s like the scene in Machete where the evil guy trying to assassinate Machete and criminalize Mexicans is at home with his wife and Lindsey Lohan eating tacos.