You know who I blame for Polio? Jonas Salk. He was always talking about polio, and working on a vaccine for polio. Just always bringing up polio. He obsessed about polio the way Jan obsessed about Marcia. If he had just ignored the polio it would have gone away. In fact, I think he was guilty of reverse polio, which…

Trump attempting to show compassion is like reading VCR instructions written in English, translated into Japanese, then back into English

The best part is when he turns around to see if anyone was running at him.

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

See? This is exactly when white folks don’t appreciate the depth of their privilege. I mean ... I can understand her disillusionment at being arrested for petting a dog that wasn’t hers, which I’m pretty sure she didn’t realize still falls under Statute 416: Don’t touch my hair.

He doesn’t even deserve the happiness that mariachis bring. He needs to get tuba’d everywhere from now on.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Damn, and here I thought bringing this light skinned baby along to a high stakes park heist would have been the perfect cover.

Foiled again by these observant white people.

Same basic shit happened in Riverside CA this week - some nazi shit head decided to start harassing a Muslim women in a Coffee Bean. Thankfully the other customers started yelling at him and then the supervisor refused to serve him because he was a racist douche. https://www.pe.com/2018/05/15/riverside-barista-refuses-…

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Yup. This is America. Ignorant, self-involved, and oblivious.

The ghost of Rosa Parks politely asks you to shut the fuck up.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! This is the best response.

I think the key difference is she’s an atheist who thinks you must believe and act exactly the same as her. So the shtick with the NPNS is that they believe that all Muslim women are effectively slaves to patriarchy with no choice about whether they should wear a hijab or not. The thing is they would never bother to…

Looking at her writings though, I doubt she identifies as a progressive. She’s a secular humanist - she believes there is no such thing as cultural relativism and that anyone who has religious beliefs is an ignorant savage. She’s also a research fellow for the French organization NPNS, which is the arch-conservative,…

I will be taking my charcoal grill down to this location in short order because screw this lady.

Wait, are people NOT saying Beyonce is a genius? I am a dumpy middle-aged white dude, I am essentially an anthropomorphic pair of Dockers, and even I think Beyonce is a genius.

Another bullshit way for people to draw attention to themselves and feel special for creating a crotch-spawn.

Anyone ever read the Sword of Truth series? If not, don’t. If so, read on.