Ivanka looks like what would happen if you put a bunch of really expensive clothing and make-up on a hemorrhoid.

shh! you’re spoiling the “hurr hurr dum roadkill eetin’ rednecks hurr durr”

If y0u’ve never hit a deer, understand that doing so can do serious, sometimes catastrophic damage to your car. The deaths are also not purely one-way – people are killed regularly in deer-vehicle collisions.

It’s a really common practice, perfectly good meat. ME also gives away meat from collisions with critters to less fortunate families. A moose gives a lot of meat.

A two term President who presided over the longest period of economic expansion in recent years and got healthcare passed being critiqued by a washed up nobody who thinks that all black intellectuals need to bow at his feet? Pass. Really after what has come out about his partner in cooning Tavis Smiley you gonna give…

AKA..Don’t shit where you eat

“You see that headline right there?!? It can go FUCK ITSELF!! For a very short period of time.

If you look towards DC from anywhere in the country, you can probably see the red glow from the explosion that just happened in the White House.

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

I’m amazed people think they’re actually good!

I hope the agent enjoys his ten percent off these contracts. And that he does not smoke all the cigs in one day.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

Most of the said women are sorceresses, whose attractiveness is usually a product of extensive magical plastic surgery, and who rarely find men outside their profession who aren’t intimidated by them — and since finding a magic user who isn’t manipulative or obnoxious in this setting is like finding teeth from a…

He’s sterile and can’t carry disease. Pre-condoms, everyone on the planet would want to have hot monkey sex with him.

Yeah, in this day in age, if an underaged teen wants to show off a cool trick she can do, it’s her fault that some creepy as fuck 30 year old at a toilet bowl of a website calls her hot. Clearly she’s at fault here.

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

Lena Dunham reminds me of the hipster with the chin curtain beard working at the craft brewery complaining that the neighborhood is being gentrified by hipsters.

There is a difference between advising women not to let their guard down and saying that women who ostensibly have let their guard down are making excuses for fucking up when they get raped while their guard is down. Will I advise my daughter to be careful and not drink too much at parties lest she end up incapable of…