Interesting that you inserted Trump into that comment....I was making a comparison to a mass event of religious persecution but i could see how that would make you think of Mr. Trump.

Let’s be real, he’s not planning on being at the debates.

Jez is never boring with these descriptors but this was a great one and I want to take a moment to thank you from the bottom of my heart for that gif/gift.

a sociopathic golem whose mouth puckers like an anus

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

Short version: if you’re a liberal, Johnson holds a couple of stances that you’ll likely agree with, but mostly he’s crazy.

It’s the massively slashing the social safety net, the state’s rights rhetoric, that Johnson himself has said that he wants to reverse Roe v Wade, and roll back environmental protections and banking regulations. There’s really very little to like about Libertarians.

A core element of the Libertarian party platform is that businesses should have the right to decide who to serve without any government interference. In other words, a restaurant owner should be able to kick black people out without penalty because “the free market” should punish them for it, not the law.

There is a pretty good website that explains how vaccines cause autism:

Libertarians, even though their political ideology is the complete antithesis to progressive politics, somehow manage to draw in plenty of self-professed liberals. And by liberals I mean young white people who want weed to be legal.

I didn't know that Abigail Fisher had changed her name.

He may be a baby, but he’s quite a cut up in the clubhouse.

I just don’t know that the Oklahoma City Sonics get to pull this card.

“Looks like I’m getting some visitors!”

They killed their child. They have several other children. The family makes their living by selling these snake oil cures and have been vocally unrepentant about killing their own son and trying to publicly persuade idiots like you that they were just well-meaning fuckups when they murdered their child by neglect and…

It has to with him because “hybrid warfare” is basically terrorism. Trump wants to ban Muslims from the country because of radical Islamic terrorists. Do you think he’s going to take the same stance with Russians? Doubtful.

“I, like most sane sports fans, only sort of half-watched the U.S.-Ecuador”

Luckily for him, he's not an NFL player anymore.

Dear Representative Daniel,

Like Kevin Durant, hate Billy Haisley.