In 2012/13 they changed how they do the test. It used to be done through either sampling mtDNA or the Y Chromosome but both of those methods cut out half of your ancestry. Now they do sequencing of SNPs which takes a chain of your DNA from both lineages. It still has some big holes depending on what sample they…

Actually the Chapelle line wasn’t:

Dana Frank is a woman.....

Only if its Caitlyn Jenner

I’m an anthropologist and I’m thinking of doing pretty much the same thing - the problem is we don’t get issues of representations and the media until a couple of weeks after, but I use it to get them to start thinking about it.

I am totally making seeing it an extra-credit assignment for my Intro class. I have no idea what the assignment actually will be, but you know I’ll do what I can to help drive that box office....

Time should now name Obama person of the year, just to see if they can make Der Mango Führer have rage stroke, ending our collective nightmare.

Is there some award for most elaborate suicide? ....turns out that’s what the Darwin Award is in trumps America

Godell has overseen the largest revenue growth of any US sports league ever. Since he was hired in 2006 the NFL went from making $6 billion s year to $14 billion. He also negotiated the worst collective bargaining agreement for players in US professional sports. Revenue may be down this year but it doesn’t erase the…

Seriously if Lena Dunham had been born with a dick, she’d be Eric Trump; there’s no feminism there at all, just a toxic blend of white privilege, overt racism, classism.

Lena Dunham is plotting to get rid of white privilege by single handedly using it all up

It’s exactly how they do it - it’s all arranged through law offices so that it becomes protected by by attorney-client privilege. The New Yorker Farrow article on the army of spies has a good break down of how it works. It creates some potential problems for the lawyers since they are supposed to assure that all of…

Glue and synthetic feathers?

This is the school that just created a required course for all students in Patriotism where all students have to learn how to parade march, map reading, rifle marksmanship, rope systems, knots, and rappelling; clearing your browser of the gay stuff, proper Nazi salute decorum, blaming others for your problems, and…

Thanks but I already escaped to the other coast.....

Look like a student and hang out at somewhere south and west of Central Ave in the evening. Or just take the shortcut and hang out at Lift which was opened by some hardcore evangelical christians as a christian hangout. Coffee depot used to be the worst for it 6-7 years ago but they went out of business.

I lived in Riverside for a decade and CBU is racist AF. There will be never be an expulsion for this because the school is at the heart of Trumps base. Maybe they’ll be forced to do community service, but just for the sake of PR. CBU students are the worst; they spend their free time proselytizing at local coffee…

If my kid came home with this assignment I’d just send them back with a print out of this jon rosenberg cartoon....

I also dont think it counts as a Fat Guy Touchdown. I mean its not like it was a nose running it back

Having lived in Ithaca off and on for the last 17 years, this is exactly what I would imagine the assailant looking like. Cornell’s such a strange place, most of the campus is chill af (being part public helps alot), but then there is this 10-15% of campus that is old money, classist, and uber-racist and this kid…