Well, Trumpets hate teh Jooz, but these are teh “good” Jooz who, instead of controlling all of America’s finances, like to kill brown people who don’t eat pork, so...

Came here with a choke joke lined up and, lo, yours is better.

Don’t worry, the Cowboys will take a flier on him in a late round next year.

Now there’s nothing for him to do over the summer other than to choke the chicken.

“Someone who sells his or her body for money has no good name.”

Because he wants to be liked, really, really, really liked

Didn’t he also shitcan the WH Passover Seder as well?

It’s just another President Flim Flam Man publicity stunt.

I have to say, it is disgusting, degrading and debasing to willingly and wontonly sell oneself for nothing but tainted cash money.

Trump is a real gentleman who respects his wife and loves his daughter

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His shoes are more like Poo Balance, amirite?

Article-ad synergy really amused me. There’s nothing about this that’s related to the other, but I don’t need small things like facts or linearity to put a smile on my mug.

A friendly greeting can definitely lighten your load.

If he’s in Australia, how does that explain the poop ‘n’ paper I found in the alley by the side of my house? Good lord, don’t tell me there’s a copy-crapper!

instead the man gave a “friendly” hello before continuing on his way

Thanks, Patrick, for giving me this image that I will never, EVER be able to unsee.

He clearly needs mental help, just like every other standing wiper.

You could go now. The eruption is limited to a relatively small part of a relatively large island. I went there in May, two days after the eruption began. I am going back in July. My daughter is spending the whole summer there working at a hospital. Neither airport is effected, all beaches are open (except obviously…

If I was Pele I would be a goodwill ambassador for the UN.