Right?! She paid for that in every sense of the word.

I feel sorry for this man. This is probably the first substantial amount of money he ever had in his life and the entire thing is going to slip through his fingers.

Humans to call for checked swings (1B and 3B humans, not the home plate human) and to finagle whatever device will determine the strike zone.

I will say that standing next to Michelle I would be smiling too.

You have done, and continue to do, the Lord’s work with this coverage. Thank you for your unsparing gaze at the disgusting underbelly of these issues and for not letting it go ever.

I think he’s talking about this one:

Though your Foghorn Leghorn reference goads me into embarking upon additional tangential remarks?

apologize for forgetting that I’m not the only one who watched but a nanogram of fictional media for decades now

Fair ball. 1-3 means the pitcher (position 1 on a scoresheet) fielded the ball and threw to the first baseman (position 3) for the out. You’ve probably seen a double play referred to as a 6-4-3, which means shortstop (6) to second base (4) to first base (3).

More and more I want Robo umps or some sort of automated system with humans as backup.

Her name is Jocelyn Wildenstein, socialite. Famous for undergoing surgery after surgery, after surgery. All in the name of beauty.

He almost crushed a dong.

Should’ve been fairly obvious that it was foul when Kepler didn’t run down to first, due to the charley horse with “Rawlings” stamped on it.

And she said “could care less” when she really meant “couldN’T care less”

“As you know,.... I’m just an honest person.....”

The immigrant is a gold digger who landed her sugar daddy—a serial wife cheater—a choice of her own volition. So you expect me to feel sympathy for this woman, you’re nuts.

Well, when it does speak, it will only say words previously written and spoken by Michelle Obama, which will only add to the confusion.

She escaped through the sinkhole but unlike Andy Dufresne didn’t make it through the 500 yards.

I don't think it so much pleasure is bad, but rather uncontrolled appetites are bad. The difference between enjoying a fine wine and being a raging, violent alcoholic.

A "debate" on IMDB about whether or not it's okay to bring small children to a Saw movie is one of the most depressing things I ever read.