I feel sorry for this man. This is probably the first substantial amount of money he ever had in his life and the entire thing is going to slip through his fingers.

Humans to call for checked swings (1B and 3B humans, not the home plate human) and to finagle whatever device will determine the strike zone.

You have done, and continue to do, the Lord’s work with this coverage. Thank you for your unsparing gaze at the disgusting underbelly of these issues and for not letting it go ever.

I think he’s talking about this one:

Drone operators are “pilots” now?!? I can accept the title for guy operating Predator drones or whatnot, but a quadcopter with self-stabilisation and station keeping? That’s not piloting.

Though your Foghorn Leghorn reference goads me into embarking upon additional tangential remarks?

apologize for forgetting that I’m not the only one who watched but a nanogram of fictional media for decades now

Fair ball. 1-3 means the pitcher (position 1 on a scoresheet) fielded the ball and threw to the first baseman (position 3) for the out. You’ve probably seen a double play referred to as a 6-4-3, which means shortstop (6) to second base (4) to first base (3).

More and more I want Robo umps or some sort of automated system with humans as backup.

I don’t know how robo umps could have helped here, but I want robo umps regardless.

He almost crushed a dong.

Should’ve been fairly obvious that it was foul when Kepler didn’t run down to first, due to the charley horse with “Rawlings” stamped on it.

“As you know,.... I’m just an honest person.....”

Like they say the things we own end up owning us.

Not just pointing where he came from, but following him perfectly.

What do you want from him, he’s a god damn pilot.

It went to join up with the Drone Collective. They are combining themselves into a giant robot to destroy humanity.

It returned to the seller, waiting nearby, so he could sell it again.

Terrible pilot. Keep an eye on your battery levels at all time, keep in mind wind direction and distance, if its DJI or any higher end drone make sure the Return to home is set properly before takeoff. 2/10 pilot skills 9/10 on the stroke.

Good friend of mine bought an expensive drone on eBay (over $1000). We took it out to a nearby park to try it out. We got it into the air to around 100’ or so and it just took off heading North.