There are good and bad people in every profession.

The fact remains that for certain types of basic cop work, they have a serious chance of running into seriously violent or demented people, especially with alcohol and other drug use so rampant.

I want the truth. What’s wrong with that?

No, 99% of statistics are completely made up.

We need to take guns away from law enforcement.

$1000 Says you are a cop. And a shit one at that. Ami I right?

You don’t want to be a Kanye, my friend.

There’s no ‘I’ in команда (komanda), at least as far as I can tell.

Yes, my friend, you are most certainly technically correct about the “most dangerous” part.

Your understanding is complete.

Even worse is our insane love affair with alcohol.

ESPECIALLY when drinking.

BULLSHIT.

too soon

Everything wrong in DC comics springs from the fact that Superman is just too fucking super.

Glad there’s a mute button for that one.

Sun’s out, guns out.

I don’t know what that means, but I like it.

You would not make a good CIA Director.

Let’s start a GoFundMe for Putin to keep him!