Why doesn’t Barney Frank use bookmarks?

DJT isn’t hitting anyone at 71 years old. He’s not a physical bully, he’s a mental/emotional bully who’s really a total pussy.

It’s possible but he’s the only guy I’ve ever seen with Resting Bitch Face.

Or Shawn Bradley, Kevin Love, Matthew Dellavedova, Joe Ingles, and that white guy who could dribble for the #PaleBlazers.

I like to know other people work as high as I do.

It’s better than finishing on the outside.

“Last seen with three handsome Secret Service agents, a Walgreen’s bag and a wicked smile.”

How bad did Donald beat her?

You see, her advantage is that she knows ol’ Donnie’s not going to say anything about her banging a Secret Service guy or three, ya know?

You try getting that high before an NBA finals game and see if you don’t fuck up a time or two.

At least JaVale McGee is an oasis of likability.

Rich people are really just not at all like us.

it’s friday, stop bogarting that thing and pass it already.

As a software guy, I can say that it definitely seems to be fixed now. My Chrome was running over the 2GB process limit occasionally, but hovering dangerously close to that limit most of the time.

Survey says: “Not sober.”

Ron Artest would surely make Draymond’s shorts golden, if not brown.

Steph Curry is the guy who hangs out with the toughs, ever eager to go along while they do the bad shit they do, because he knows he’ll get off scott-free because he never hit anyone and his Daddy’s connected.

*rubs hands greedily*

True strength comes from love for others, and it comes from somewhere else.

Trump appears to be a completely stubborn lone wolf; everyone around him knows by now that trying to change his mind about anything will not fly.