I don’t think you’ve ever flown across the Pacific Ocean.

Whatever. I like dingers that count, i.e. are hit off a real pitcher, not a belly itcher.

Not by me. He ducked prime Pacquiao for *YEARS*.

You make a fine, fine point.

If she was dominant for years over men, absolutely.

I don’t think he had the temerity to tell an ump — in the middle of a game — that “he’d fucking kill him”.

So could any female runner be labeled the best of all time, assuming she wasn’t actually posting better times than the men?

Roger is so sweet.

Holy shit, the Rockets only played 7 guys tonight.

You are correct, Sir!

Never forget that the sole purpose of HR is to protect the corporation from the employees.

“Look at Sully with his conscience and shit over thaih.”

Wow, it looks like a 1950's era cigarette ad to me. We have the city Raleigh, North Carolina which is right in the middle of tobacco country here.

Genius at work.

From what I understand, comedy is a back-and-forth between the energy of the crowd and the directions the performer guides them towards.

All the better!

You can’t lose what you ain’t never had.
— Muddy Waters

Look, we all know that people from Boston can be, if not the worst, at least on the short list of worst fans in sports.

Live *with* Yoko to underscore the importance of this concept.

Holy shit those cigarette fuckers have always been the worst evil geniuses.