I’m gonna use that.

Another good woman wronged by the dipshit patriarchy.

As long as you know you’ve already peaked, everyone here will allow you keep grinding in mediocrity until your gnarled hands can no longer dick “Publish” :-)

I would. Baseballs hit by professionals are LETHAL to human beings, not to mention my bare hands.

I love it when my cynicism is proven wrong, but it rarely is.

Your idea is not stupid AT ALL. It is just going against the grain of American cultural inertia, but that’s an absolutely necessary point of view in 2018.

God bless J. J. Watt for his service to goodness itself, by using his platform to show how generosity to random strangers can create a measure of joy out of tragedy (and he has already begun reaping his reward of joy for this magnanimous act). Most professional athletes buy $1700 Gucci sweatshirts and spend their…

It’s a world full of suckers, some of whom even have cool accents.

Brewing alcohol requires cooking. With atmospheric CO2 at its highest levels in 800,000 years, it has become immoral to support the alcohol industry.

Their secret affiliations take them down dark roads few humans can fathom, because most people do not seek to deliberately become more evil, even if most people do not specifically seek to become better people.

They are evil.

Thank you very much for this.

I assure you that if there are any brass testicles on my desk that it is totally an accident and likely very painful.

The easiest grease for the management tract is a loathsome combination of incompetence and the ability to treat people like fungible resources.

Words rapidly fade into the ripple effects of actions.

You can if you’re an evil sackface.

Just as a person can choose to be consumed with love, a person can willingly give themselves to their vices, even going so far as to take pleasure from them.

I love how your profile pic “conveniently” crops off your chrome dome, there Mr. Barkley.

Of course it is, and kindness’s opposite may not be one of your intrinsic vices, but some vices will be. It’s a question of occasional victories of our vices or vanquishing them permanently.

That is because the entire purpose of religion is to help us create loving, inclusive societies, so we may all enjoy and explore this magnificent universe and these amazing bodies in peace and happiness.