That’s odd because I normally find them within 100m of each other.

Ahh, the famed strategy of 1780's France.

Casey thought Nogueira would take Bron out with a heel-hook.

Hope you left room for Brad Stevens.

Or maybe it’s because the coach tells the players what to do.

i’d rather be in Ibiza, too

You talkin’ about practice?

Let’s give him the Earthly send-off he deserves: a true African backcountry adventure sans weapon or truck.

Jail?

There’s no I in “cream”.

I thought it was a zit on his 1/3rd chin.

*my beard laughs at your futile Sisyphean struggles*

“We sincerely regret your having found out, but if it makes you feel any better, we don’t really give a fuck. KThxBye.”

This shit just makes me Sikh to my stomach.

VIC-20 detected.

Note the proper coefficient of drag.

I guess I’ve just never been in situations that called for that term.

“Lie with dogs, wake up with fleas.”

I smell a Pulitzer.

But thinner skulls and zero reason to complain.