*my beard laughs at your futile Sisyphean struggles*

“We sincerely regret your having found out, but if it makes you feel any better, we don’t really give a fuck. KThxBye.”

This shit just makes me Sikh to my stomach.

VIC-20 detected.

Note the proper coefficient of drag.

I guess I’ve just never been in situations that called for that term.

“Lie with dogs, wake up with fleas.”

I smell a Pulitzer.

But thinner skulls and zero reason to complain.

It’s his recurring dream where Mueller looks gravely satisfied as he watches Cohen and Manafort calmly sign their plea bargains in the hall in front of Melania’s locked bedroom door.

Note that due to back problems, the Grim Reaper has had to switch to a shorter implement that requires less torso torquo than the scythe.

This is the only correct answer.

You mean the kind that acts like he’s not been a huge part of the problem for a long fucking time?

When enough human beings turn inward and begin self-evolving beyond mammalian competition by asking our Creator for help such that we reach a critical mass of positivity that can effect change.

When he realized he was on his way to hell, he asked for the executive package.

Seeing that the Wounded Warrior program even needs to *EXIST* pisses me off, much less needs my fucking donation.

Fucking party of amoral liars.

Deathbed confessions tend to be taken *VERY* seriously.

In 2018, free thinkers face various kinds of ideological provincialism that only grow more illogically negative if they enjoy any success.

It wasn’t that strange.