“The right to face your accuser” makes this a very tricky proposition.

But as long as we have Charles P. Pierce, I can deal.

you could just wear your boardshorts under your slacks on this earth, bruh

“Shit. If his lawyer is this stupid, there’s no point in even meeting Trump.”

Well, you’re outta something. That’s obvious.

In all fairness, Monaco can fuck off.

What the fuck kind of passive-aggressive Godfather bullshit was that, anyway?

+1 Cialis and a locked wife’s bedroom door in the other wing

Do you KNOW how worthless most hypothetical questions are?

No, the degradation of America’s youth is the fault of our shitty older generations and the shitty people they’ve raised (or not raised, actually).

I hope that is the case.

Look, my friend, I don’t care who is making songs — or any kind of art, for that matter — that promote lifestyles that are bad for other decent human beings, I am only calling out the content of the message and pointing out that it has negative effects on its listeners and, thus, its society.

I wouldn’t know and I’m not going to subject myself to it to find out.

Oh, “emphatically”, well, then `splain it to me then. /s

That’s pathetic, but nice try at bullying me into not referencing Curtis Mayfield.

But Ichiro knows that the May basho starts this Sunday!

Advantage: Barkley

Someone told him about the cash prize.

You’re our only hope, Oh Bearded One.

But I’m not harmful to my societies and I don’t turn a blind eye to their vices, so I’ve got that going for me.