Maybe Ms. Judge realized she doesn’t like it when anyone refers to “black people” as some kind of homogeneous whole.

And too young to remember it was MJ’s number.

So, back to curling?

I’m laughing too hard to be a no-Raptors-there truther.

The percentage of lawyers that are alcoholics is staggering, and anyone who doesn’t think alcohol increases violent tendencies is a moron.

Stay tuned!

That’s precisely the problem with stupid people — they are incapable of realizing that other people are way, way smarter than they are, and will notice their shit.

We don’t need no stinkin’ hydraulics.

Follow your dreams.

World’s Strongest Man and future Man With Fused Disks In Lots of Pain

Most people are just too self-assured and ignorant to want your help.

You know the difference between being “really deep” and just faking it?

I meet people who are so full of shit they don’t even realize it.

It’s better than being a hateful moron.

Well, my marriage has always been good, now it’s great.

You are a liar, or your reading comprehension will leave you in 8th Grade for another year.

That’s because the entire world is patriarchal.

Yup, Ayn Rand’s work is a pathology of human existence.

“20th Century”

William Gibson stands out as he is still married after decades and seems to write his female characters very, very well.