You’ve done Jack Handy proud, son.

That’s one underhanded comment there, dude.

He’s also the only guy who deposited the 1cent check.

Melania could learn a thing or two from your wife, good Sir.

Adderall is a helluva drug.

Yeah, he must have been as devastated as Building #7.

Most hot dogs in America are made of pig [to match the quote].

Well, a former computer programmer has to do something while his wife works and he waits for his kids to need picking up ;-)

You have made some excellent points, but your understanding is limited to strictly negative aspects of the implementation of religion, and is thus missing the reason that religion has the power it does, for you do not understand its purpose.

Be-do, be-do.

They’re been trying to steak their claim, but their wins have been rare.

Modern butlers are lawyered up out the wazoo.

I was watching a college lax game one time where one team was doing that thing where they pass the ball around the semicircle around the goal, looking for a chance to get in and attack.

I’d take the over if it was against the number of distinct particles in the multiverse.

And Jim Brown was supposed to have been a heckuva lax player.

Why did Cardinal Law get to live out his life in luxury in Vatican City?

That’s called brainwashing, my friend.

What about organizations that are hypocritical users of Christ to make money and hide child rapists?

So a Nazi is ok so long as they don’t actually kill Jews, right?

Do you know what the Penn State admins and Cardinal Law have in common?