No tv, no problem ;-)

Yeah, I knew I was done 10 years ago when all my CS head shots (the few that there were) were derided (in text!) by the utterly badass mofos stomping all over the place.

The joke’s on you, they don’t make Frogger for the PS4.

It’s called fork knife now, all you olds.

Good luck with all those buttons and thumb stick thingies, Gramps.

In fairness, I have to say that there are probably plenty of NY law enforcement folks who have wanted to take Trump and/or Cohen down for a couple of decades now but were prevented by lack of power to procure the necessary evidence.

All I got for Rudy is “Building 7 motherfucker!”

Not just “suspected”, more like “have hella probable cause”.

*the ghost of Raymond Chandler slowly shakes his head in sadness at the weakness of the plot and character development*

Yeah, they probably haven’t spoken about anything legal in 20 years.

I can’t imagine the paperwork needed to get 16 phones.

“May I use the restroom?”

And we have Cosby and Russell Simmons to thank for jettisoning rich black folks, too.

*sniff*

I take a pair of old plastic grocery bags and let them step into them after which I tie them on. I then de-bag them before they leave.

No, that’s only the Colin Kaepernick story.

So the guy who gave his knee gets back in the league before the guy who took a knee.

We’ll allow it as it was in flow, but consider this a warning, or there will be hell toupee.

There will be nothing boring about them choking to the Jazz sans Rubio.

Another one of those Pauls. I should’ve figured.