If a members of the House or Senate took turns yelling, “Liar!”.... That would taste so sweet... I would be laughing for the next week.

So, you want us to all die from alcohol poisoning?

11. He singles out John McCain and makes fun of his limp

The only con is, you have to actually listen to a Trump speech.

He thinks it’s his way of improving his relationship with “the blacks”. Remember he said he was going to get 95% of their votes in 2020.

“See I can’t be racist.” *trots out Omarosa, Dr Carson

Trump loves HBCUs. In fact, he wants to expand them so black people ONLY go to HBCUs.

No- it will only feel like forever ;)

Something about Trumps interest in HBCUs makes me feel... uncomfortable. I feel like there is an ulterior motive I just don’t see. I don’t trust a single thing the man does in general, as a rule.

For me its one of the smaller joys in life to take my lose change I’ve saved up for a while to my credit union and put it in one of those coin-counters and find that I’ve got like $20 or so saved up.

noted username. Comment checks out.

And this is why I, a 5'3" hobbit, will live to see my eleventy-first birthday.

Why do giant people die so young? Well let’s break this down a bit.

It usually involves a slingshot.

Does this mean I’m going to live forever? (am 4'11")

Brilliant example.

I don’t mind the word, I just hate the way it’s used as white shorthand for black. It’s like they can look at a black farmer standing in the middle of a big ass field in the middle of nowhere and say, “Oh, look, an urban...”

urban agenda