True Story, Dwain Worrell recruited Dante with that same spell Julius Moomer used to resurrect Shakespeare.

Reaper meets Last Starfighter with a dash of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?

They were shooting the European version that day, so no pants.

I don't see how a good father can protect you from having your supposed best friend Superboy spill chemicals on you that make your hair fall out. There's no coming back from a trauma like that, supportive father figure or no.

I was trying to figure out if there was some bizarre cause and effect angle there. Like "A competent craft services guy would have been too focused on counting M&Ms and checking the staleness of the doritos to notice my pleas for help, but our guy, no, he was screwing off and actually paying attention to what was…

Yes, but it only (retroactively) causes birth defects under Earth's yellow sun.

Yes, the correct term for referring to the Gospel authors collectively is "The Evangelists".

Clark's parents being alive in the DCAU gave us a lot of great moments, including Christmas with J'onn J'onzz, so I'm in favor of that state of affairs as well.

Haven't seen that one. I'll check it out. Thanks.

Not so much lately. Talking primarily about animated movies, though I also think TT Go sucks, so there's that.

How are prisoners suppose to develop job skills if you don't let them conduct illegal genetic engineering?

Or you know, the best film criticism of the past is better than the worst film criticism of today, which is a true observation that doesn't seem terribly surprising or deep.

Wouldn't morphing between similar style/function helmets be more informative than a strict chronological order? (e.g. stormtrooper to stormtrooper, scout to scout, etc.).

They used to be in a pouch in his cape. I'm guessing that's too silver age for New 52 or whatever.

Hey, he always gets the story in by deadline. Don't question it. The guy sure does melt a lot of typewriters though.

Don't assume Dr. Jekyll and Captain Nemo are men.

Mystery Men was such a huge success, you can see why NBC thinks this is a can't miss idea.

It's also the closest Jupiter gets to being empowered. Then they throw all that away because even though they have a vast and powerful legal system, kidnapping someone and forcing them to sign a contract is totes legit!

I thought Revolutions was actually what killed the trilogy. Reloaded was not what people were expecting, but there were some interesting elements and people were genuinely jazzed about some of it, like the freeway sequence.

All it would take for this to get funded is for Bill Gates and Elon Musk to get really drunk together.